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“Info on a Winter’s Eve”

For Immediate Release

INFOCHAMMEL LAUNCHES WINTER SWEEPS PROMO PACKAGE

INFOCHAMMEL NETWORKS
LOS ANGELES, CA
Dec 09, 2014

INFOCHAMMEL NETWORKS has launched a bold new promotional campaign dubbed “Winter Promos” that has begun airing in most territories, and will have complete global coverage by year’s end.

“I felt we needed to state our case a little more directly to new potential subscribers that otherwise would not be sure what it is we actually offer our subscribers- and that’s quality infotext with top rate positive neural programming.  And it’s our first campaign to bring to the U.S. Market that illustrates our global reach by featuring some of our affiliates from around the world. Of course, Fred loves it too, which makes my job easier.”, says InfoChammel helmer Davy Force.  The Winter Promo package is currently pegged to continue it’s rollout through January of 2015.

For more info
Contact:

Menno Seckrank
INFOCHAMMEL WestCose
Subscriber Systems
infochammel@gmail.com

INFOCHAMMEL
“A Woman’s Right to Choose (InfoChammel)”

For Immediate Release

INFOCHAMMEL PREMIERES “INFOCHAMMEL FEMINUTE”

INFOCHAMMEL NETWORKS
LOS ANGELES, CA
Dec 08, 2014

INFOCHAMMEL AM has premiered “FEMINUTE”, short one minute infoblasts that are geared towards women’s affairs and trends at the the current moment.  Live info is gathered from proprietary algorithms and updated on a second by second basis and channeled live to a wide array of empowered female presenters.

“If there’s one thing I know-  It’s that the ladies could use more specific info, tooled directly to their needs-  that’s why I called my buddy Fernando.”, says InfoChammel founder Fred Furner.  The blasts were styled and designed by legendary motion graphics designer Fernando Murlman.

For more info
Contact:

Braisely Molepers
INFOCHAMMEL WestWest
Subscriber Systems
infochammel@gmail.com

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

INFOCHAMMEL WEST
Los, Angeles, CA

10/20/14

Today, InfoChammel Networks announces our 10,000 Dogecoin InfoStories Challenge.   InfoStories,  (from Executive Producer Fred Furner) is a new inventive infoseries where a unique story is created by the viewer’s own imagination.  This month’s sophomore release of INFOSTORIES 02 “Maize-A-Bitchez” comes along with an amazing challenge- A chance for a subscriber to win 10,000 Dogecoins!!!!

How to join the “INFOSTORIES 10,000 DOGE CHALLANGE!”
Our first InfoChammel subscriber who describes the story of InfoStories #2 “Maize-A-Bitchez” in the comments section that is the closest to resemble the algorithmic intended robostory will be electronically sent 10,000 Dogecoins. No purchase necessary. You must be a subscriber to the InfoChammel youtube channel to win. Employees of InfoChammel or family members of InfoChammel employees cannot enter and will not win. Contest ends Nov. 28th, Winner announced Dec.1st, 2014. Good Luck Subscribers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For more info contact:
Les Qualitea
Public Services Manager
InfoChammel West
www.infochammel.com

infochammel@gmail.com

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
INFOCHAMMEL premieres “INFOCHAMMEL AM”

9/1/14
Los Angeles, CA
InfoChammel West Headquarters

In a bold stroke of the pen, InfoChammel COO Fred Furner has launched a new era in text based anti-tainment programming and content creation with the creation of Accutime Content Network Extreme (ACNE) time of day based algorithmic HD television programming for the InfoChammel family of television services.  The first addition to our lineup utilizing this technology is the INFOCHAMMEL AM morning/daytime posi-hypno programming block, which is now available on VOD and BluRay.  “It’s a Great time for Mornings”, said Mr. Furner, speaking at the annual ChammelCon InfoTech convention in Las Vegas, Nevada.

INFOCHAMMEL is at the early stages of our 25 hour HD output- PLEASE – DON’T MIND OUR DUST!- In the future look here for LIVE HD Broadcasts…

In the meantime check out our entire InfoChammel HD VOD TV schedule at:
www.youtube.com/infochammel

INFOCHAMMEL Announces “INFOSTORIES”

For Immediate Release-

INFOCHAMMEL WEST
Los Angeles, CA

INFOCHAMMEL is proud to announce “INFOSTORIES” a powerful new look at entertainment storytelling by master conceptualist Fred Furner.  Mr. Furner explains  “Almost all movies, tv shows and productions leave very little to the viewers imagination, allowing the viewer imaginations to become frail and weak- INFOSTORIES leaves almost everything to the viewers imagination- where the viewer actually creates the story through expert image and sound manipulation created under InfoChammel’s proprietary Techno-Loc HDTV system.  Our subscribers will be impressed by the amount of excess creative energy they experience.  Our first episode is called The Hunt for Cowboy and I recommend it for everyone over 10″.

for more info contact:

Martin Huglard
ICPRIMO Live-Action Div.

www.infochammel.com

INFOCHAMMEL Announces “NITE-LISTZ”

For Immediate Release-

INFOCHAMMEL WEST
Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel is proud to announce our new hypertext based infoprogram, NITE-LISTZ.   Designed to play during the very late hours of our 24 hour schedule, NITE-LISTZ uses advanced psychoaction video frequencies to either put the the viewer into a deep restful sleep or into a hyperaware speedlearning state.  NITE-LISTZ incorporates founder Fred Furner’s SpeedScroll concept which was originally invented in 1992 for use as a highly informative sleep aid.  As with all INFOCHAMMEL public service programs, NITE-LISTZ will be available 24 hours a day on Video On Demand.

For More Info contact:
Salle Rectford
Media Relations
InfoChammel West

more info at:

www.infochammel.com

Oct. 2 , 2012
Los Angeles, CA
Infochammel Networks

For immediate release

INFOCHAMMEL GOES FOURTH DIMENSIONAL
Infochammel officials are celebrating last night’s successful fourth dimensional television broadcast, considered the world’s first ever of it’s kind.  INFOTEST LIVE: TESTING#003 began on-time at 11:11pm PST and after some initial diagnostic tests, went to full 4D power around 11:17pm, breaking the video barrier for the first time.  “I wasn’t sure what was happening, and we wern’t sure it had even worked until after the broadcast and we looked at the stats” says INFOTEST host and InfoChammel CEO, Davy Force.  “We’re elated!”  There were a few minor glitches, the largest apparently was having to abandon the show’s guest hologram on the moon.  “He was OK with it- he knew the risks”.  The last INFOTEST paves the way for a new breed of live HD programming from one of the world’s leaders in textertainment.

For more info contact:
Karly Gosbagg
A/V communication asst.
Chammelnet Monrovia
infochammel@gmail.com

9/25/13
Los Angeles, CA

InfoChammel begroans massive service outage
On the night of September 24th at exactly 11:11pm PST, InfoChammel’s worldwide network of HDTV distribution platforms experienced a 77% signal outage for the duration of it’s live broadcast uplink.  The remaining subscribers received the battery backup Emergency Override signal, which preempted the broadcast of the “INFOTEST LIVE” program.  InfoChammel regrets any inconveniences that may have resulted in the technical system failure.
In a live telephone interview with Infochammel’s founder and technical designer, Fred Furner, it was learned Mr. Furner had ordered the override to minimize power spike issues at the network’s Houston transmission facility, related to the Network’s bold attempts to broadcast the world’s first fourth dimensional HDTV signal.  “There’s no doubt we are on the cutting edge here at InfoChammel, only this time we were the ones who got sliced.  We resolved most of our issues and will be ready for the first full power 4D demonstration next Tuesday- you have my word.” said Fred Furner Wednesday making a statement from the company’s offshore operations platform.

For more info contact:
Brace Melboeuf
Sr. Public Relations Div.
InfoChammel Networks
infochammel@gmail.com