Do you want InfoChammel on-site at YOUR ESTABLISHMENT?
Let us find a way to make that happen! Contact Davy Force, CEO at davyforce@infochammel.com or
Ed Marszewski, Sr. VP of Affiliate Affairs Level G. edmar@infochammel.com with subject matter “REAL WORLD AFFILIATE”.
A great way to make a place great is by putting great things in it and sitting back to let the greatness occur…Fred Furner, COO, CTO InfoChammel
REAL WORLD AFFILIATES
(and BEER)
Take Your Hospitality from Great to Greatest!
You have a restaurant, bar, waiting room, store, hotel or public gathering space and you’re looking for the perfect fit of infotainment and positivity to present to your patrons. Look no further. InfoChammel offers something that no television network, closed circuit information system or pre-made content can offer you customers. Peace of Mind- with a 100% positivity guarantee.
Our BRAND NEW “Real World Affiliates Program” gives you this ability as we can provide custom content, receivers, media players and dedicated IC HDTV Posi-Screens for your public environment. Unlike regular television networks, Infochammel provides simple informative and fun information screens that promise to be non-distracting, reducing TV zombism and promoting face to face conversation and personal connection to the positive forces of our world. The minimized info chunks are perfect for today’s overstimulated society, and allow for unique pleasant non-distracting viewing. Plus, 98% of InfoChammel’s proprietary content is encoded with HC2K Techno-Loc, a safe subliminal positivity enhancement signal that is guaranteed to bring good vibrations for any guests within the active radius of each dedicated IC HDTV Posi-Screen.
What’s with the BEER? InfoChammel is LOVED by local area Brewpubs, wherever you’re located. What a better way to offer minimal distraction and better vibrations for your customers. More positivity means less barfights and scuffles. Plus, patrons love seeing your establishment advertised within this format. Feel good, be happy. InfoChammel is a great and safe way to party.
InfoChammel is a public service HD infocaster offering 100% FREE PROGRAMMING. For a limited time (and if you qualify) we are looking to provide establishments with the means (HDTV screens, players and receivers, as well as our vast library of content) to install semi-permanent IC HDTV POSI-SCREENS or provide custom content to your in-house video delivery system. If you pledge to run our content for three months, (which could turn out to be the best three months of your business!) we will make a FREE TV COMMERCIAL & CUSTOM HC2K ENCODED BRANDED PROMOTIONAL INFOSCREEN to be included in your content for ABSOLUTELY FREE!
The choice is yours. Now that you’re certain a dedicated IC HDTV POSI-SCREEN in your establishment will make a difference for the better, let us find a way to make that happen. Contact Davy Force, CEO at davyforce@infochammel.com or Ed Marszewski, Sr. VP of Affiliate Affairs Level G. edmar@infochammel.com with “REAL WORLD AFFILIATE” as the subject matter.
Below are actual reviews of InfoChammel.
“INFOCHAMMEL™ has the best HD viewing experience you will ever need! Pleasing graphics, powerful Speedscroll™technology, and a subliminal mind pleaser guarantee you a happy experience! ”
Siren Song Wilkinson
YT review
“Infochammel has refined my positive mental phase field by at least eight basis points … it’s literally impossible to argue with the overall results. Infochammel may very well be the only channel you need.”
John M. Beckner
Amazon User
“I nearly threw my TV away until I discovered InfoChammel. Fred Furner’s brilliant (and free!) offering featuring posi-hypno programming has changed me in ways I can’t fully describe with mere words. I sleep better. I eat better. I AM BETTER.”
Magiker71
Amazon User
“This is running in repeat on my tv. Forever. More info, more chammel.”
O. Fletcher
AMAZON USER
“I’m thoroughly in love with it, but I can’t quite describe what it is communicating. It’s a post modern mashup/pastiche of media and technology”
Deep Soul Funk
“Phenomenal public service. I don’t know how I ever lived without Infochammel. The posi-affirmations are just what I need to start my day out right. Thanks, Fred Furner!”
